Terms & Conditions
Obsessed Opportunities LLC
Effective Date: May 2026
Please read these Terms & Conditions carefully. By accessing this Website or submitting an inquiry, you agree to be bound by every provision below. If you do not agree, please leave the Website and do not submit any information through it.
AGREEMENT AND SCOPE
These Terms & Conditions (“Terms”) govern your access to and use of https://obsessedopportunities.com and any interaction with Obsessed Opportunities LLC (“Obsessed Opportunities,” “we,” “our,” or “us”), a limited liability company incorporated under the laws of New York, United States, operating from Brooklyn, New York.
These Terms operate alongside our Privacy Policy, which describes how we collect and handle personal data submitted through the Website. Both documents together constitute the complete agreement between you and Obsessed Opportunities regarding the Website. Where the two documents conflict, these Terms govern.
Who these Terms apply to. This Website is directed at businesses, marketing professionals, and adult decision-makers exploring performance marketing services. It is not directed at consumers purchasing goods for personal use. By using the Website you confirm that you are at least eighteen (18) years of age and, where you act on behalf of a business, that you are authorised to bind that business to these Terms.
How you accept. Visiting the Website, browsing its content, or submitting an inquiry through the contact form constitutes your acceptance of these Terms. No written signature is required.
Updates. We may revise these Terms at any time by posting an updated version with a new Effective Date. Continued use of the Website after an update signals your acceptance of the revised Terms.
NATURE OF OUR SERVICES
What we are. Obsessed Opportunities is a performance marketing studio. We help businesses improve conversion rates and advertising efficiency through systematic A/B testing, paid media management, landing page development, lifecycle marketing, analytics, and brand foundations. Our services are delivered under separate engagement agreements negotiated with each client — nothing on this Website constitutes an offer, commitment, or guarantee of services.
What this Website is. This Website is a corporate information and new-business development page. It describes our capabilities, showcases case studies, and provides a way to get in touch. It does not process payments, operate a subscription service, or send commercial email marketing to consumer lists.
No professional advice. Nothing on this Website constitutes legal, financial, accounting, tax, or any other form of regulated professional advice. Content describing our work — including case studies, performance metrics, and methodology descriptions — is for illustrative and informational purposes only. Results shown reflect specific client engagements and are not guarantees of future performance for any other business.
Case study data. Performance figures cited on the Website — including conversion rate lifts, revenue changes, and experiment outcomes — reflect the results of specific past engagements under specific conditions. They are presented for informational purposes and do not constitute a promise, projection, or guarantee of comparable results for any prospective client. Every business and funnel is different.
INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY
Ownership. All content on this Website — including text, case study descriptions, test frameworks, methodology language, graphics, logos, and the Obsessed Opportunities name and branding — is owned by Obsessed Opportunities LLC or its licensors and is protected by U.S. and international copyright, trademark, and trade-secret law.
Permitted use. You may view and reference Website content for the purpose of evaluating whether to engage our services. You may not reproduce, redistribute, publish, modify, or commercially exploit any Website content without our prior written consent.
Linking. You may link to our Website home page provided the link is not deceptive and does not falsely imply any affiliation with or endorsement by Obsessed Opportunities.
No scraping. You may not use automated tools — bots, crawlers, scrapers, or AI training pipelines — to extract content from this Website without our prior written permission.
THIRD-PARTY LINKS AND RESOURCES
The Website may link to third-party websites, tools, platforms, or resources — including clients we have worked with, software platforms we use, and industry publications. Obsessed Opportunities does not control those resources and is not responsible for their content, availability, accuracy, or privacy practices. Following any external link is at your own risk and subject to that site’s own terms and conditions.
For details on how we handle data collected through this Website — including data shared with third-party analytics and infrastructure providers — see our Privacy Policy.
YOUR OBLIGATIONS
By using this Website, you agree that:
- you will use the Website only for lawful purposes and in a manner consistent with these Terms;
- you will not submit false, misleading, or fraudulent information through any contact form or inquiry mechanism;
- you will not use the Website to transmit unsolicited communications, malicious code, or any content that infringes third-party rights;
- you will not attempt to gain unauthorized access to any system, account, or data connected to the Website; and
- where you submit information on behalf of a business, you confirm that you are authorized to do so and that the information provided is accurate.
LIMITATION OF LIABILITY AND WARRANTIES
WARRANTY DISCLAIMER. THIS WEBSITE AND ALL CONTENT ON IT ARE PROVIDED “AS IS” AND “AS AVAILABLE” WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY OF ANY KIND — EXPRESS, IMPLIED, OR STATUTORY. OBSESSED OPPORTUNITIES DISCLAIMS ALL IMPLIED WARRANTIES, INCLUDING MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, AND NON-INFRINGEMENT. WE DO NOT WARRANT THAT THE WEBSITE WILL BE UNINTERRUPTED, ERROR-FREE, OR SECURE, OR THAT ANY CONTENT IS ACCURATE, COMPLETE, OR CURRENT.
EXCLUSION OF INDIRECT LOSSES. TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY NEW YORK LAW, OBSESSED OPPORTUNITIES AND ITS MEMBERS, MANAGERS, OFFICERS, EMPLOYEES, AND CONTRACTORS (COLLECTIVELY, “COVERED PARTIES”) ARE NOT LIABLE FOR ANY INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, PUNITIVE, OR SPECULATIVE LOSS ARISING FROM YOUR USE OF OR INABILITY TO USE THIS WEBSITE — INCLUDING LOST PROFITS, LOST BUSINESS OPPORTUNITIES, REPUTATIONAL HARM, OR DATA LOSS — REGARDLESS OF WHETHER COVERED PARTIES WERE ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY.
AGGREGATE CAP. THE TOTAL LIABILITY OF ALL COVERED PARTIES FOR ALL CLAIMS OF ANY KIND ARISING FROM YOUR USE OF THIS WEBSITE — REGARDLESS OF THE LEGAL THEORY — SHALL NOT EXCEED ONE HUNDRED UNITED STATES DOLLARS (US $100.00). NOTHING IN THESE TERMS LIMITS LIABILITY FOR DEATH OR PERSONAL INJURY CAUSED BY OUR NEGLIGENCE, FRAUD OR FRAUDULENT MISREPRESENTATION, OR ANY OTHER LIABILITY THAT CANNOT LAWFULLY BE EXCLUDED UNDER APPLICABLE NEW YORK OR FEDERAL LAW.
Indemnification. You agree to defend and hold the covered parties harmless from all claims, losses, costs, and expenses — including reasonable legal fees — arising from your use of the Website, your breach of these Terms, content you submit through the Website, or your infringement of any third-party right. This obligation survives termination of these Terms.
GOVERNING LAW AND DISPUTE RESOLUTION
Governing law. These Terms are governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of New York, United States, without regard to its conflict-of-laws principles.
Informal resolution first. If you have a concern or complaint, contact us at hello@obsessedopportunities.com before initiating any formal proceeding. We will make a genuine effort to resolve the matter within thirty (30) calendar days of receiving your written description of the issue.
BINDING ARBITRATION. ANY DISPUTE, CLAIM, OR CONTROVERSY ARISING OUT OF OR RELATING TO THESE TERMS OR THE WEBSITE THAT CANNOT BE RESOLVED INFORMALLY SHALL BE RESOLVED BY BINDING INDIVIDUAL ARBITRATION ADMINISTERED BY THE AMERICAN ARBITRATION ASSOCIATION UNDER ITS COMMERCIAL ARBITRATION RULES. THE SEAT OF ARBITRATION SHALL BE BROOKLYN, NEW YORK, UNITED STATES, OR CONDUCTED REMOTELY WHERE THE RULES PERMIT. THE ARBITRATOR’S AWARD IS FINAL AND BINDING AND MAY BE ENTERED AS A JUDGMENT IN ANY COURT OF COMPETENT JURISDICTION.
CLASS ACTION WAIVER. ALL DISPUTES SHALL BE RESOLVED EXCLUSIVELY ON AN INDIVIDUAL BASIS. NEITHER PARTY MAY BRING OR PARTICIPATE IN ANY CLASS, COLLECTIVE, OR REPRESENTATIVE PROCEEDING. IF THIS WAIVER IS FOUND UNENFORCEABLE, THE ARBITRATION AGREEMENT ABOVE IS VOID IN ITS ENTIRETY.
JURY TRIAL WAIVER. TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY APPLICABLE LAW, BOTH PARTIES IRREVOCABLY WAIVE THE RIGHT TO A JURY TRIAL IN ANY PROCEEDING ARISING FROM THESE TERMS OR THE WEBSITE.
Fallback jurisdiction. If arbitration is found inapplicable or unenforceable for a particular matter, both parties submit to the exclusive jurisdiction of the state and federal courts located in Kings County, New York, and waive any objection to that forum.
LIMITATION PERIOD. ANY CLAIM ARISING FROM THESE TERMS OR THE WEBSITE MUST BE COMMENCED WITHIN ONE (1) YEAR AFTER IT ACCRUES. CLAIMS BROUGHT AFTER THAT PERIOD ARE PERMANENTLY BARRED.
GENERAL PROVISIONS
Entire agreement. These Terms, read together with our Privacy Policy, constitute the complete agreement between you and Obsessed Opportunities regarding your use of this Website. They supersede all prior representations, understandings, and agreements on the same subject matter.
Severability. If any provision of these Terms is found to be invalid or unenforceable, it will be modified to the minimum extent needed to make it enforceable, or severed if modification is not possible. The remaining provisions continue in full effect.
No waiver. Our failure to enforce any provision of these Terms on any occasion does not waive our right to enforce it in the future. Waivers must be in writing and signed by an authorised representative of Obsessed Opportunities.
Assignment. You may not assign your rights or obligations under these Terms. Obsessed Opportunities may assign these Terms freely, including in connection with a corporate transaction or restructuring.
No third-party beneficiaries. These Terms exist for the benefit of Obsessed Opportunities and you only. No third party acquires any right or remedy under them.
Force majeure. Obsessed Opportunities is not liable for failure or delay caused by events outside its reasonable control, including natural disasters, government actions, infrastructure outages, or cyberattacks.
Equitable relief. Obsessed Opportunities may seek injunctive or other equitable relief from any competent court to prevent infringement of its intellectual property rights or unauthorized scraping of the Website, without posting bond or demonstrating monetary loss in advance.
Survival. The provisions on Intellectual Property, Limitation of Liability, Governing Law and Dispute Resolution, and this General Provisions section survive any termination of these Terms or your cessation of Website use.
CONTACT
Questions about these Terms:
Obsessed Opportunities LLC
Brooklyn, New York
Email: hello@obsessedopportunities.com
Website: https://obsessedopportunities.com
© 2026 Obsessed Opportunities LLC. All rights reserved.
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